Rhyming!
How cute!
You may now take a seat
in Ms. Smith’s classroom.
(Love you Ms. Smith.
The name just fit perfectly.)
Let me kindly introduce myself.
My name is Lucy Lu,
otherwise known as
the new,
improved ‘copy’.
How ‘bout I spell that out for you.
M-E-J-O-R-A-D-A.
I’m the final draft,
in fact...
my book comes out in May,
no autographs please.
Musical things,
see that’s a funny thing.
Can’t wait to sing the words,
“Go Cubs, Go!!”
In the season that comes.
On this subject we can agree,
For your daughter I am,
baseball is baseball,
cards is cards,
but family is always family.
However,
soccer is another thing.
Get your head in the game,
set your priorities straight,
soccer is a gift sent
from the heavens above.
Cooking competitions,
(talk about more funny things!)
My cousin Danielle
with the killer crust,
and cousin Damon!
What perfect execution!
Dena,
the bacon wins by far.
My mom?
Melted crust,
and cheese
that tumbled to the floor,
slipping off your mistake of a pizza.
“Thanks,” squeals the mouse.
“I’ll stay an extra week!”
Granite countertops.
Who came up with this one?
Quite creative.
The countertops were bought in a time
where you were
‘economically high’?
Who has 2 jobs?
Right... me.
#EconomicallyHigh
Well,
homework is calling.
It takes work to keep up
my standards.
Oh, but yes,
the bar keeps rising.
Your little game was fun,
but next time try and put up a fight?
Gloves up Mami,
this war has just begun.
I’m Marquez, and you’re just Paquiao.
Have fun sniffing the floor.
